#((let him cook

[gothamite-rambler]

Duke Thomas when he found out about the "Test" performed on Tim and he sticking up for his buddy/brother along with his other brothers.

Duke (on comms during a mission): When I see you stand by Selina, I believe you see two bad bitches. I believe you don't like women, it's real competition, you might pop ass with 'em.

Batman (exhausted): Excuse me?

Duke (rapping): Let's speak on percentage, show me your splits, I'll make sure I double back with you. You were signed to a trigga that's signed to a trigga that said he was signed to that trigga.

Jason and Dick listening in are too stunned to speak.

Barbara (eating cheese puffs while working, impressed): Nice switch up there.

Duke (rapping with ease while decking a goon in the face): Put your eldest son through hurtles, you're a douche bag. Throwing a weapon at your second son's neck that's a jackass move. And putting the third to a test, that's hoe shit-

Batman (enraged, gritted teeth): Oh, you are not doing this! I already have to deal with the others doing-

Duke (interrupting while rapping, enjoying this): You got a son to raise, but I can see you don't know nothin' 'bout that. Wakin' him up, know nothin' 'bout that. And tell him to pray, know nothin' 'bout that. And givin' him tools to walk through life like day-by-day, know nothin' 'bout that-

Batman (shouting to the point it startles the villains in front him): ALRIGHT I GET IT!

Jason: Nah, he's not finish yet.

Dick (in the corniest way, bless his heart): Let him cook.

Tim (amused): We may have... Told Duke stories about you while his arm was healing.

Duke: Yeah and it's good thing Robin isn't on patrol for the night, I was holding this in. I respect you B, but you... I'm tired! What did these boys do to you? Huh? Huh?!

Dick covered his mouth, smiling but also shocked. Jason was laughing. Tim smiled while on patrol with Duke.

Batman: I said... I was sorry! And I am not a bad bitch! I'm Batman!

Barbara (joining in): Bitch Man.

Batman: He's only acting like this because I said Castlevania is dumb! Which it is! That's just my personal opinion!

Tim: B ... You sent him a PowerPoint as to why it's bad.

Duke (shouting): Castlevania isn't a stupid anime just because you didn't understand Dracula as a character! Keep talking and ooh I'll start with Not Like Us! I may listen to country more, but I am team Kendrick for life!

Stephanie (laughing): B's gonna need Aloe Vera for those burns.

Batman: Okay, laugh it up! When I'm back home all of you are on punishment!

Batman cut off his communication device as Mad Hatter and Riddler watched the entire exchange after being defeated.

Riddler (watching this entire spectacle): I have no idea what's going on, but I'm enjoying it.

Mad Hatter (drinking tea): Seeing the bats angry is quite entertaining.

Riddler (complimenting his friend): I swear you always say the right thing.

Mad Hatter: So do you, pal.

Batman: Oh shut up!

[cricket-mound]

kon: the first problem with gotham is that the entire city has seasonal depression.

kon: and the second problem is that the ‘season’ is the entire fucking year.

[stargazingtranquility]

Sirius: just because men CANT get pregnant, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try your absolute hardest to make it happen. Do better.

Remus:

James:

Regulus: wait he’s onto something.

[ellie-writes-games]

Lucanis Lunchboxes: Inedible Minestrone

What if Lucanis packed Rook lunchboxes with little notes in them throughout the main story?

On the map, a "!" icon appears in the hallway just outside Rook's room in the Lighthouse. A temporary chest here holds a one-of-a-kind Valuable and a letter from Lucanis that is added to the Codex. Triggers after the Act 1 pantry scene, Lucanis romance only.

[SPOILERS] Read the letter from Lucanis below the line:

Spite's first attempt at cooking. He hasn't gotten the hang of it quite yet, but he's trying! What would you want Spite to try to cook for you? (He's open to suggestions.) I'm planning on writing more of these with the longer-term goal of modding these notes into DA:TV.

Maybe one day he'll even make something edible. We're all rooting for him.

Enjoying my work? You can leave me a tip on Ko-Fi | Have a request?

Part of an on-going series of fan-writings. See the full Masterlist here.

This is fanfiction written by me, @ellie-writes-games. These are NOT actual screenshots from the game. Peace, love, and mad props to the DA writers.

[nothanksjohnny]

Guys I want angry starscream please I'm begging. I want him calculating every move he does. I want Megatron keeping him by his side because he's frightened on just how much worse starscream will become if he isn't tied down. I wanted a respected starscream because while Megatron can bash your head in star Will easily rip everything from you so he can just watch as you do it yourself. I want a starscream that confronts the others and holds his wings high. I want him to always make it aware he's the second in command for a reason. I want him to have a upper hand on Megatron as well. I want him seeking blood for his fallen fleets. I want him to be ready to carve Vos back up againfrom, the ground up. I want him to remind all the other deceptions he earned his place. I need to him to randomly show Soundwave and Shockwave just why he was and always will be second in command. I adore sympathetic Starscream but please let this man prove he's strong my mental health relys on it.

[mintyeggs]

john helps arthur flirt. worst but most effective wingman ever. arthur is monologuing and has lost both sides of the audience.

also known as: is this why you guys are attracted to my version of arthur? the unbuttoned shirt? the indiana jones style whoreish nature???? all a man has to do is show some cleavage and you all go nuts

[briccko]

Cooking Messmer🍝

[aferalworm]

A man threatened to show up at Capital One with a machete and gasoline

Let 👏 him 👏 do 👏 it 👏

I wanna see what happens

[thisuserisanon]

i just wanna say that shawn spencer would 100% say "let me cook" while talking through a psychic vision

[theghostavocadoe]

if Genesis ever becomes playable in any FF game (whether it be a part 3 DLC or ever crisis) he should have a gag voice line where he just recites the entirety of Loveless in one sitting. You can interrupt it but if you listen to the entire thing you get an achievement called "Let him cook"

[clementine221b]

House when he electrocuted himself:

[drvscarlett]

Let Him Cook (COMPLETE)

Pairing: Charles Leclerc x Masterchef! reader

Summary: Charles Leclerc is infamous for his pasta video and has been rated as a chaotic cook numerous times. Surprise surprise, Mr. unlucky has a secret girlfriend bonus points she is a masterchef contestant.

EP01.

where Charles and Y/N are private but never secret with one another.

EP02.

where Charles supports Y/N in her masterchef journey.

EP03

where Y/N secures a new plate and Charles is up late.

EP04

where Y/N and Charles lets the world in to their relationship.

EP05

where the world sees how Charles progressed in cooking and Y/N guiding him.

EP06.

where the drivers interact with Charles and Y/N's relationship.

Author's note: Quite happy with this series. Another series produced out of my love for another niche of mine. I will probably add more drabbles when I feel inspired again but this story is complete!

[sunny-porridge]

My boy may have two braincells but they are WORKING HARD I SWEAR

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Art belongs to @linkeduniverse

[call-me-cosmic]

Gandalf: Wait, maybe he’s on to something.

Thorin: NO HE ISN’T OMM

[ellie-writes-games]

Dragon Age Masterlist

Codex Entries

Lucanis Lunchboxes - What if Lucanis packed Rook lunchboxes with little notes in them throughout the main story? A Belated Gift <- START HERE Gnocchi with Pesto Grilled Dalish Cod Magister's Honey Pastry Prociutto with Antivan Salad Assan's First Catch Emmrich's Cake Nevarran Chocolate Cherry Torte Spite's Inedible Minestrone Toasted Vanilla Gelato Dalish Stripweed Nettle Soup Spite's Shoelace Bolognese

Party Banter

Burn After Reading - Bellara and Lucanis discuss her writing projects. Spite is along for the ride. Emmrich steps in for some paternal support. Pt 1 Bellara's Book Notes <- START HERE Pt 2 Bellara's Unread Book Pt 3 Bellara's Writing Anxieties Pt 4 Bellara Takes A Leap Pt 5 Work Knives, Home Knives Pt 6 Two Sets of Knives Pt 7 Bellara's Other Book Pt 8 Spite Wants To Set A Flame Pt 9 Spite Has Questions Pt 10 Spite, Love, and Limes Pt 11 Lucanis Enlists Emmrich's Help Pt 12 Emmrich Gives Spite "The Talk"

[aimapandu]

Old man nap

OG